Christmas: A time for things!
Hello friends! Given the time of year, I thought there was nothing more important that I could do than to give you my Christmas wish list. It is my solemn duty to provide you with this list, so you might perform your own solemn duty to get me things from it. I've kept it short as most of my needs are met, so please be generous to a charity of your choosing. So long as it's a charity for dogs.
1. A Back Scratcher
I cannot reach! Seriously, I can fly, but I can't reach the spot. I lack thumbs, please purchase a dog friendly variety. Kodi Bear bought me a hooman scratcher last year but didn't also include a gift receipt, I've been staring at a useless back scratcher for a year. Thanks a ton, ya jerk.
2. Roti
I'll say it again: most of my needs are met. Except this one. I just want some decent Roti, the restaurants here disappoint. Please send Roti. (and seriously, if you don't know how to make good Roti don't send that cardboard frozen stuff over here. Just ask grandma to make it, I'm literally just asking for someone to DELIVER grandmas Roti. Mom, I'm looking at you on this one. Hint Hint.)
3. Warm Wishes
This one is easy. Please, just greet others with a warm heart and wish them well. It's the season of giving, and we all have a lot of love to give if we just try a little harder.
Happy Holidays!